Oh boy do I have a good one.

I’m not sure if this is true. I tried using Waze once to optimize the routes I needed to travel while my wife was on maternity leave. Its kept trying to direct me down a road closed for construction for the next three years.

Why can’t 16 be high fashion? Why is it a niche, when so many American women wear that size? How many American women are 5"10", 118 lbs, do you think? How many adult women wear a zero?

Oh yeah, that’s happened too on another trip with Waze (Google gave a similarly terrible route). I ignored the directions and just used my general knowledge of how Interstates work to bypass it.

Back in the day when Apple introduced Apple Maps and forced everyone off Google Maps, right around the same time when Apple Maps was taking Australians to almost die in the middle of a remote National Park, I had to go to Germany for work and a couple days vacation. My Garmin took me from Munich to Friedrichshafen no…

Econolodge. A great budget motel chain across America. Same price as Motel 6 in most places with a free breakfast and less likely to charge for wifi. Love them.

I drove into a lake one time because it said to turn right ahead.

That is a really lovely way of saying “Don’t start the goddamn apocalypse, you fucking dummy.” Miss you, BO.

Please, please, PLEASE remember that Houston wasn’t the only city affected by this storm. There were so many small towns who were impacted and they aren’t getting the same amount of press. (I understand why so please don’t get on me about that, okay?) So please donate to organizations who are helping all Harvey…

yes, that’s why i won’t see her.

People are trying to swim to safety in Tx hoping they don’t hit a downed power line...and then there are these people.

Her problem is that she isn’t very good at doing the job unless she is promoting  White Hate Propaganda. She is a bigot straight up, and down and every way until Sunday. She enjoys being the Aryan Princess, and took pride in her ability to infect our society with Rebranded White Hate Terrorist Ideology. She used this…

Meanwhile, this pastor waded through chest high water to check for survivors in flooded cars. Presumably without being asked. Ignore Christianity for a second and just try harder to be a good person, Osteen.

In “How Not to Be a Selfish Shithead News,” may I introduce to you Mattress Mack, an owner of various mattress chain stores in Houston who opened his doors to all people seeking shelter over last weekend, http://www.npr.org/2017/08/29/546953258/houston-s-matress-mack-opens-his-doors-to-house-flood-victims and http://ww…

And at least at the on set of this Twitter drama, he was blocking people who challenged him.

And Jesus said, “offer no shelter in the storm, for the did not pray hard enough. Provide no refuge for those in need, for if God approved of them, they would not have need.”

I’m mildly amused that the man who filmed Osteen’s church said “A man we worship.” Yeah he said he’s a God fearing man but, openly admitting to worshipping God Joel...seems problematic and says so much.

I’ve been following this on Twitter, and the evolution is very interesting. First the church was flooded, and then it wasn’t flooded but it was nearly flooded and people couldn’t get there, and now he’s saying no one asked him to open the church. I would love to hear his explanation for why he blocked so many people…

“This building was one foot from flooding. If we didn’t have our floodgates, it would have flooded,” he said.

Is Megyn Kelly’s problem that she can’t connect to women, or that she can’t connect to people who are uncomfortable with race-baiting?