Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

The problem with that is that people die. Hence the laws.

Unless your gay, trans gendered, an atheist, need birth control, health care, or are non white. But still a great state.

Thank you, Mr. Obvious. Can’t let them indulge in some self-encouragement while the storm is still pounding their state.

Meh. Every state would do the same thing. There have been multiple disasters and everyone picks up and rebuild. Has nothing to do with Texas. I cannot stand people who think their state is somehow better than everyone else’s it’s so asinine. Texans and New Yorkers might be the two worst about it.

For those Jalops who don’t know about Fancy Kristen, go do some reading. Can we please not let this tongue in cheek article devolve into yet another “I can buy a 6000 sq foot house with 14 garages and 138 acres for the cost of that Manhattan parking space”?

The NYT headline says Car-Friendly if Not Gawker-Friendly Buildings.

Her problem is, she still thinks like a rich white man.

It was dumb. It was predictable. It was clearly won by Mayweather.

I was supremely impressed Conor made it that far. Really very impressed.

8 Texas congressmen (R, Duh!) voted against hurricane Sandy relief when it hit New Jersey back in ‘12.

Listen, Mexico needs to pay for this wall to protect us from the hurricane since it originated in their gulf.

Personally I think it’s part of when men want to be “all the way in”. Like they expect to strike oil. Dude, there’s no more in.

remember when ben carson removed brain surgeon from consideration as a basis for intelligence?

I know. You have to put in some work to become a rocket scientist.

Shania and I have different ideas of what’s impressive I guess.

Nothing close to your gentrifying photo though.

He’ll last another three months and only that long because of his military background, which lets Trump pretend he’s a bigtime general, himself.

You know his gofundme is at like, fourteen dollars.