That makes two victories for Virginia tonight. I’m proud of my people.

Sure, but just you wait, Trump is going to make the biggest, most beautiful foreign policy mistakes you’ve ever seen!

Please, please, let us stop normalizing these two Presidents. The failures and ideological policies of W were vast, and they did lead to an untenable situation for Obama in the first years of his term. HW was not much better; when he was the head of the CIA, he negotiated the Iran hostage situation so that it would…

“calling the Iraq War ‘one of the greatest foreign policy mistakes in American history’”

I like to eat racists. What do I do

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

You’re ability to be a massive idiot about literally any topic is very impressive.

And we should care... Why?

I am really beginning to despise old and white bloated men with sickly pink skin that do everything in their power to fuck with the little guy. The only solace we have is that soon diabetes will take hold of these cretins and we start amputating their appendages a little at a time.

what does this have to do with the price of tea in china?

Uh, it IS us and against them. Only them have all the power, and unions are the only way in which the rest of us can assert some kind of will without spending lots of cash.

For what is worth, the existence of Bill O’Reilly and his ilk may prove hell actually exists.

It’s a telling glimpse into his psyche.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand how somebody both chooses to believe in an all powerful deity that controls the universe AND believes that his own anger is compelling enough to sway said deity.

Old Testament G*d who made you enter into a non-disclosure covenant but then you went and blabbed to all the other tribes and so you’re on your own now, buddy.

“I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn’t happen. I can’t explain it to you. Yeah, I’m mad at him.”

People like Bill O’Reilly make me hope God is real, just so they can fucking get theirs in the hereafter.

What kind of God lets Bill O’Reilly happen to good people?