Richmond Virginia’s finest contribution to pop culture.

What with the dark fuckery going on on the internet, I don’t think Jerry is even relevant anymore. Although it is a lot harder to throw a chair on a high speed internet connection.

Man, this doesn’t help. I get it though. You get angry. We all get angry. I was angry too when my cousin did it. But trying to find blame just isn’t healthy. It will seem random and just out of the blue. And the shock will just leave you hurt and wanting to lash out.

Goddam fucking shit.

I’LL TAKE IT!!! As miserable as the fucking world is, I need something to at least dull the pain. Even their bad episodes are at least watchable.

We don’t need to watch Eltingville, we are living Eltingville.

MECHA-SHIVA!!! MECHA-SHIVA!!!

Pink Diamond AS The Statue of Liberty was a dead giveaway.

“I love you, Teo Fabulous!!”

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otherwise known as Todd, that dead-eyed opie piece of shit.

Night Court was my jam back when I was a latchkey kid. First time I saw a (fictional) authority figure not seem so dour. Dude always seemed to have a spring in his step.

A little dab’ll do ya!!

*GASP*

They need to walk their Diamond Dogs.

You don’t go to Bourbon Street to pray. Benji lookin to score tonite!!

*glues monocle to eye*

TAKE THE FUCKING ELEPHANT!!!

NOW GO GET YOUR MOE-BOX!!!

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a guest voice on the Simpsons.