Want to go to the Gap?

I was hoping it'd be that guy that legally changed his name to Walder Frey.

I think the movie should be shot entirely in first-person point of view, so we can all be John Belushi.

Give the man a spore-friendly thumbs up.

You had me at "sturdy closet rods".

Nice use of suicide as a verb. I'm definitely stealing it.

Is there a barista here?

Doesn't Susan use the expression "lesbian lover day" right before Ross? Her use of the phrase did not seem sexually charged, why would you anyone assume Ross's response is?

Interesting idea on how certain shows fit certain holiday themes better, though I would say Friends is the ultimate Thanksgiving show. I am too lazy to think about why that is right now.

That's the same reason I steal batteries.