Now for a Star War that will make YOUR banana stand.

Where does it say he was convicted of attempted rape? The tribune article says he has two grand theft and shoplifting convictions.

Yeah, he kind of read it, knew it didn't seem right, and then handed it off. Then she just read what she saw, not sure I blame her either. Definitely one of those interesting "what would you have done" situations, I'm not sure I would have had the guts to stop everything in front of millions of people to ask a…

I for one do NOT blame Warren Beatty for what happened, although he did let Faye take the fall for the mistake.

I don't understand what the moniker "Reddit Hitler" means. The Hitler of Reddit? Is that a reference to something?

Yes, random reporter, can you set up a meeting with a political group for me, the president? God, what a joke.

It's difficult to see this as anything other than a publicity stunt.

Regardless of political affiliation, I think we can all agree that hecklers are the closest thing this world has to subhuman garbage monsters.

Great, I'll play it on my plane ride back home! Oh wait…

You're right, sometimes I can't help myself. I just find this "voting out of spite" narrative amusing.

Well I certainly think anyone that calls someone a cuck is an idiot, and apparently that would apply to huge swaths of Americans.

I just assumed it's filled the vacuum of insult words that automatically get flagged and deleted by moderation. Based on the comments I have seen that use the term "cuck" unironically, it's hard for me to imagine that they have been written by anyone that's made it out of middle school.

I didn't realize anyone over the age of 12 used the word "cuck", this has definitely been an eye-opening week.

Ah, the high brow commentary and in-depth analyses of pop culture that I've come to love and expect from this site, thanks AV Club!

Obi-Wan Kenobi? I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi.

I prefer to dine at places that do not serve as a constant reminder that there are trace amounts of fecal matter on everything we touch and eat.

I read the headline as 'Bateman Day', and for a moment was proud of our country for recognizing the contributions that Jason Bateman has made to improve the life of every American.

I don't know if it's cheating since the season started last year, but nothing has stuck with me like 'Last Man on Earth'. It's not only hilarious, it perfectly nails its emotional beats. Will Forte is an absolute genius, and I love how at times the series is basically an exercise in how much reprehensible behavior…

Sad to hear this, especially after what sounds like a difficult struggle with diabetes. Also, "I'd Die Without You" is pure R&B perfection.

Someone get this guy on the phone with Adam Reed immediately.