We didn't start the fire…for now.

That's a different category, but I'll accept it.

Like Fuck-You Charms, this post is magically malicious.

All I can think of now is Stool Stubbins, which could be his name if he went to…darker adult film pursuits.

Since we're doing 1980s reboots, I suggest an updated Adventures in Babysitting, so that a Chris Hemsworth cameo would be relevant.

I will not suffer a Matthew Lillard fan to make fun of Grandma's Boy, which at least was entertaining in bits and pieces.

I wish. That'd be beery welcome, and less cheesy than Disqus.

Somebody please respond to this. Disqus has trapped me in limbo. Like genjustu, the only way to escape is through outside contact/interference.