Honestly what the fuck.

Scott Conant called me a loser and blocked me on Twitter for making a joke about my own ineptitude at cooking pasta, and I was actually a fan of his (and really enjoyed his pasta place at the Fontainebleu in Miami, got to go as part of a work conference). So I dunno, if you’re a celebrity chef, maybe don’t be a dick…

It’s pretty amazing how this show sneaked up on basically everyone. Took me until about ep 4 to really grok what is was going for. Really ballsy and I’m glad it is finally getting notice. This show kicks so much ass compared to the prestige dreck that Westworld puked out this season and everyone fawned over.

I can only presume SUCCESSION snuck up on a lot of people including critics. Willa Paskin on SLATE did a complete reversal, admitted she was dead wrong in her initial assessment and last week came out with a ringing endorsement of the show and of course AV Club came through in the final minutes of the game. (Hey we…

I swear to god, this is probably the whitest GIF I’ve ever laid eyes upon.

I can’t figure out why the AV Club isn’t covering Succession. It’s an almost perfect show on its merits, and the subject matter is as timely as it gets. Maybe that last bit is the problem, though- the AV Club doesn’t want to turn into a forum for discussing current events.

I like this show, but I’m puzzled as to why AV Club chose to review it weekly, and have had only one article about Succession - which has gotten better with each episode. That show is a better representation of a slow burn that has now boiled into a Shakespearean marvel. Of course Succession doesn’t have the pedigree…

Who wants to bet it’s those cousins from Florida who weren’t portrayed in the greatest light? They came across in the podcast as making a cash-grab anyways.

I 100% agree. I haven’t spoken to my father in years, and I know he complains to people about how his kids are so mean and don’t care if he dies. He won’t acknowledge that it’s his awful behaviour that has led his family members to cut him off.  

Next stop, Andrew McCarthy!

Chef: MY MOM

When my wife left me and got full custody of the kids, I got a mask and body suit and disguised myself as an old English woman and became their nanny. I am now in prison.

I’ve never been an impressionable person whatsoever, so I’ve never let TV and movies tell me what to do.

Seriously? This is some petty nonsense right here. The ‘I don’t know her’ tweet was a little bit bitchy, at worst, but making a big deal out of the rest of these tweets and even the Amy Winehouse corpse is ridiculous. Dead celebrities are a thing at Halloween. Must be a slow news day.

Smith and Aiden, hands down.

How dare you?! I hope you’re not serious and just trying to get a rise out of us because Steve was an overgrown baby with the whiniest voice ever (also a pretty punchable face.) Smith Jerrod was the hottest, inside and out. He truly loved Samantha, despite all the shit he had to take from her. Remember when he stayed…

I am more than a decade in (on my third account) and I think I have seen the 1000 mark broken like twice. There needs to be a hall of fame for this shit.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Hooray! Back to proper accessory and makeup brands(who were those people???)

I still think the first season of Project Runway is one of the best seasons of reality television ever.