Johnny Bravo Simulator 2019 is looking tight

“Don’t use gendered pronouns! You’re triggering my anxietyyyyy!”

de_dust looks weird now.

The complete inability to parse irony or think about topics outside one’s comfort zone is a direct result of two consecutive generations receiving participation trophies.

That sketch is still fucking hilarious too. Anybody(except Carl Malone) who is offended by the blackface in it is an idiot, honestly.

when she somehow becomes older than the others.

Now we get the real fun question; is Clinton’s Secret Service detail better at framing Trump’s Secret Service detail for the murder, or vice versa!

Your post reveals more about your character than you probably realize.

I already can’t wait for the next episode of Manchester Divided.

I thought it was the latest front in the battle between scientific advancement and superstition? I’d support this project over any cathedral or christian graveyard to, if that were the case. Conflating it with the Dakota pipeline (which is more about greed and protecting white people’s property prices) does a…

That’s not how the sunk cost fallacy works. Keep in mind, Amazon had met positive operating cash flows since 2002 all the while making large investments in NPV positive projects (that drove future earnings) at the expense of the bottom line. In other words, Amazon would have turned a profit from operations had it not…

Arrested for spicy jokes. Congratulations, England! You are the first dystopian state on Earth!

“British Spicy” = show the food a picture of a chile pepper prior to serving. 

the ~1500 professional-class liberals who were really excited to vote for Hillary Clinton

Bcause there's a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven. Duh.

Same with humans, why slap a year on them?  Virtually unchanged for centuries now.

This article is a perfect opportunity for the seasoned non-lawyers in the commentariat to chime in with unsound advice they gained from many years not practicing law as well as the foundational legal theory they didn't learn at the illustrious top-ranked law schools they didn’t attend.

i mean, they’re sonic fans, we could drop them all in the sea and nobody would miss ‘em

Asking forgiveness from the universe for having been a beer glass-thieving tool in my 20s.

When I was married I was one of those people.  They’re right.