Seriously, i can follow bots and inanimate objects?!?! I’m better off just making shit up and telling it to myself. 

I had to check to see if your concerns were real...

Yes, this. I don’t want a curated news feed, I just want to see everything from everyone I follow in chronological order. It’s really very simple.

Pretty sure someone already tried this gambit:

You’re just not hanging out in the fun parts of the internet. 

Well, this is gonna put commentors like myself out of a job. Dammit.

I wonder how much of it was taste and how much was reward. A single mammoth would feed dozens of people, where an animal like a chicken or turkey would feed a much smaller amount.

If there was one extinct animal I would want to bring back, it wouldn’t be a dinosaur... it would be a mammoth. And I don’t just want to see them in all their massive glory, I want to know what they taste like. Clearly our ancestors really loved that mammoth meat.

Depiction of an ancient pitfall.

They invented the hole in the ground. I always wondered who invented that.

Real estate middlemen who handed out free espresso and beer.

Well worth the effort, however. A tribe could live off an enormous mouse for months.

How would they even get an enormous mouse trap down into that pit? You’re not even making any sense.

It is one of if not the most impressive grift I have seen. Neumann took SoftBank to the cleaners and managed to get billions out of a worthless company. In most of these stories the founder walks away without a ton of money since his worth is tied up in the success of the company. Somehow Neumann managed to not only…

Jasper Johns punched me in the stomach for tilting my head while looking at his painting. He picked the angle he wanted!

“Painters don’t go around knocking the polarized sunglasses off of museum visitors’ heads.”

Why does anybody give a shit about Netflix implementing this? It's an OPTION. There's a bunch of other fucking settings nobody ever uses on most applications.

He looks like he sells cocaine at the bowling alley. 

This is almost the most pretentious thing I can think of doing with your name. Anything “___god” is just plain stupid as a human being’s name. Full stop.

They’ve already done this with Windows 10, but it’s not really an improvement, it just simplifies things to the point of taking options away.