Jasper Johns punched me in the stomach for tilting my head while looking at his painting. He picked the angle he wanted!

“Painters don’t go around knocking the polarized sunglasses off of museum visitors’ heads.”

Why does anybody give a shit about Netflix implementing this? It's an OPTION. There's a bunch of other fucking settings nobody ever uses on most applications.

He looks like he sells cocaine at the bowling alley. 

This is almost the most pretentious thing I can think of doing with your name. Anything “___god” is just plain stupid as a human being’s name. Full stop.

“If Emery were coaching any other team in the Big Six and had the record he has at Arsenal—a collapse at the end of last season that frittered away a golden opportunity to grab an all-important Champions League spot; a ho-hum start to his second year with a squad more than talented enough to claim a top-four finish,…

Reports say the referee is recovering, though he is still struggling with “language difficulties.”

+1 non-aggression pact with Stalin

Yeah, that’s not what he said.

This is a positive development. We coastal liberals need to be more relatable to regular Americans in flyover country, and old-fashioned cigarettes are exactly what the doctor ordered. Vaping has always made us look like effete hipsters. If we want to start winning elections again we need to be more like Burt Reynolds.

One down, thousands to go... 

It’s almost as if choosing an alternative nicotine delivery system that mimics the physical action of smoking while providing a heightened dose of nicotine is...somehow...not a reliable or even altogether rational means of “getting over that ex.” It’s almost like this were part of some plan to get you to embrace a…

I know a lot of people who only smoke when they drink, it ain’t healthy but it’s much better than being an everyday smoker, there’s worse things you can do when drunk and having a cigarette or two is pretty low on the list.

I’m more curious how many AV club bloggers and Rotten Tomatoes “approved critics” are desperately trying not to take a shot of bleach right now due to how popular and acclaimed the movie was.

Those diseases are killers over the long term, whereas these “mystery” deaths from vaping are happening in the short term.  No one smokes a cigarette and then ends up in an ICU the next day with a sudden case of lung cancer.

In other words, a typical cat

Not much meat on a 93-year old, or at least not after Cinderblock gorged on them

All nations, companies, entities involved in or benefited from slavery, colonialism, and territorialism need to pay up.

While we’re looking at numbers, can we get an updated body count from all the incel mass shootings and other violence inspired by Joker? It’s been out in wide release for a couple weeks, so there must be dozens if not hundreds of such incidents by now.

Yup, only incels like The Joker