How about fuck the parents who left a gun lying around or maybe even fuck the parents for not teaching the kid to not play with guns. This has nothing to do with the NRA.

It doesn’t have to be about armor or weapons. The grimoire was an excellent way for hardcore guys to do side objectives to gain more score. It didn’t change the sandbox in anyway. Same for dead ghosts, strike specific loot and the collectibles they added in Taken King, calcified fragments.

Why would you call the founding fathers pieces of shit? As Theadore Parker said, “The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice.”

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

Here’s a scarier thought: imagine what a gaping asshole Scaramucci would be on cocaine

Chicagoans looking at this list are thinking, “Pfft, yeah, whatever.”

Can you describe a 40-60 hour orgasm?

Miike is not the kind of director who is even trying to make gems every time he steps out. He makes 3 movies a year almost religiously. That’s an insane output. So on some level, yeah, he’s a hack. But I also think that almost every movie he makes—however low-budget or commercially-oriented—has the mark of a director…

Not confirmed, but pretty sure Faye was Singaporean. Also, “white” doesn’t have to be the default complexion, and a “US audience” consists of alooooot of non-whites.

“She’s a bad influence on our son” “You’re an assassin, murderer, and, you know, supervillain. Also, Damien comes from you raping me. All Selina ever did was steal things, and she’s reformed now.” “Exactly! She’ll dull his edge!” “I am feeling even less comfortable about you having him every other weekend.”

Honestly, I’m getting a bit frustrated with how many retellings of Arthurian legend are just some variation on the “sword in the stone” bit.

I read all of that

But Bobby you left out the BEST part! When she calls the cop a fuckhead he says “what?” and then Zeljko Ivanek  says to the cop “don’t say what when she calls you a fuckhead!!” I nearly peed my pants laughing.

The Nice Guys ruled. You eat shit.

They have been namend already but:

Gunslinger Girl!

Jormungand

Read through the whole list completely baffled by the absence of either Jagged Alliance. You, sir, deserve a star.

dont make me cry men, Satoshi Kon was a genius ....