Now if they would get rid of this “operating system as a service” idea...

Great. Yet another reason not to trust any dating app, or site, or pretty much anybody that isn’t introduced to you face-to-face by an actual friend who can vouch for the person.

Well, that’s one damned impressive trailer. Part of me hopes they’re not going to parcel factions out like they did with the first two games, but chances are they will. Hoping the Tau get announced.

What were you expecting? Subtlety and discretion? A realistic acknowledgment that Microsoft hardware does not, in fact, have a megalithic presence in the world?

Just like the anime.

Is it bad that every time Marcy opens her mouth, I start launching into Krillin’s “Five Ancient Sages” monologue from Dragon Ball Abridged?

It’s kind of like the PC launch of Diablo III, only they actually managed to fix that problem.

Of course you need an airship, you silly man. Where else are you going to store the flying car?

One of the more recent Batman/Superman stories I enjoyed was “Public Enemies.” Towards the end of the first issue, Superman has been hit with a kryptonite bullet and Batman is trying to remove it, while the two of them are sitting in an open grave, and Metallo is running around looking for them. Probably the best…

All right, I’m just gonna throw it out here, and I’m hoping for a response more thoughtful and insightful than “because Japan.” Why this? Why would somebody think this was a good idea? Etched blades, I can understand. Carved handles, I can understand. But these knives just make no goddamned sense. These cannot…

Your boss is a terrible person who lives a trite existence and needs to be removed from the gene pool for the good of all humanity.

Nicely played, though I kind of pictured Scuzz shaking his head, drinking some cheap Scotch, and smoking a bowl because cocaine isn’t good for relieving stress.

Oh God, I think I just went cross-eyed.

Sorry. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.

These are the same guys who think “Tim & Eric” is worth putting on the air for more than one episode. What’d you expect, grace and consistency?

Still not as tangled up as Primer

Kitten pics insufficient to contain searing rage. Break out the baby sloths.

Any word on the next iteration of Note having expandable memory and (dare I hope) a removable battery? I’ve deliberately skipped on getting the Note 5 because of those lack of features and I’d kind of like to see Samsung put them both back in for the next go around.

Oh, you sweet summer child...

If they have something you want, headshots. If they’ve got nothing you want, nuke’em.