Sounds suspiciously like Outpost. Damn. Now I’m gonna have to check it out.

We’ve established what ate a large portion of the money. Derek Smart can now go home.

Statistically, it had to happen sooner or later that I would agree with Kanye West about something. Granted, he’s still about as self-aware as a badly coded Eliza bot, but it doesn’t mean he’s wrong in this particular instance.

Should have waited for the dub.

Keeping in mind DianaDoe2.0’s comment, the coordinates on the map poster put it 250 miles south of Greenland, which we can’t hit, obviously.

Tried that on the regular Shield Brothers strike. Most disappointed.

Hell, I’d be thrilled unto death if I’d gotten any duplicates. I did not participate in the Draksis Slaughter Show. No, I tried to use the Three of Coins as they are notionally supposed to be used. I burned through six of them over the course of the weekend before getting an exotic drop. One exotic drop. I’m not…

1. North Korea didn’t exist in WWII. It wasn’t even a glint in Kim Il-Sung’s eye at the time.

Gene Hackman, not Eastwood. Good scene, though.

Ganon, seriously, getting anything out of developers or publishers that isn’t on the officially approved PR release is like trying to pull teeth with half an inch of cheap thread. 95% (at least) of all the good stuff will never be found out short of kidnapping people, pumping them full of sodium pentothal, and…

I think I need some Kleenex to clean up after my no-longer delayed gratification. The “choose your own public event,” nifty. The sword....um, more Kleenex...

What? No Jagged Alliance II? All of the isometric goodness of Fallout with all of the gun porn from every cheesy 80s action movie you could ever name. And built by Canadians, the nicest and most polite murdertastic lunatics on Earth.

Dammit, now I’m picturing a floating spiky ball being smarmy and saying, “Phrasing!”

So, Krillin...

Are they still charging for action bars and professions? If so, nope.

What? No Gin Blossoms album to pick up and play in the game?

Cleavon Little said it best. “Oh baby, you are so talented. And they are so DUMB!”

If I could just find a bookshelf to put all the books I pick up, I’d be OK, and probably a bit wealthier.

These are completely perfect. Why is Blizzard not hiring this person? I don’t know what their price would be but I’m sure it’d be worth it.

Also, “first project to crush Kickstarter’s servers flat.”