Pics. No wait. No pics. What was I thinking.

You just opened Pandora's box, my friend.

Clitoral ornaments are SO last year. It's so much cuter to pejazzle Hello Kitty onto your hoohah.

You can't just softball these sorts of things in there . . . .

I think you are dodging a bullet...this guys sounds really immature, juvenile. It seems that he enjoys your company - he likes you and your personality, he is attracted to you and enjoys the sexual relationship you two have together. He definitely does like all of that, and he wants to keep it, but he doesn't want…

Beeeeeen there before, and I know you're going to hear it 20 more times but do NOT take drink from anyone. Seriously. Even if its not drugged, the alcohol content may be disguised by flavoring to the extent that it might as well be. Guys are dicks (not all but a lot) and putting a 2 week minimum of actual hangouts…

I don't know the context other than the fact you've been dating him. Neither of you established what the other person wanted so he had just as much of a reason to expect you to be a "psycho" at realizing what it was as you had to expect he was just looking for a good time. I don't really think you should feel like you…

I think you're totally right to be upset - if you're texting 24/7 and having sex regularly then that is not that far from a relationship so to then tell you he doesn't want one is frustrating, confusing and upsetting. I really don't think YOU did anything wrong (the crying isn't ideal but totally understandable), I…

Sounds like a total douche. Who sleeps with you then immediately says they don't want a relationship?

I'm a 26 year old woman who is very sexually inexperienced and does not know how to flirt AT ALL. I'm a bit introverted, but not super shy with people, unless it's in a situation relating to dating/sex...even talking about it with friends makes me very nervous! I don't really have enough experience to know if I just…

He might have a certain amount of anxiety regarding sex. That could be behind both waiting until 26 and being kind of stand-offish. As KP said, be patient, but you aren't required to be patient forever.

Well, it's up to you. If you think this guy means a lot to you, and you like being with him, I'd say just give him some time and let him come out of his shell. Odds are he didn't have sex until he was 26 because most people just don't have that sort of patience. If you don't have that sort of patience, then go your…

Whoa you slept with Vanilla Ice?

Holy shit I wish were at a bar together right now. I'd pay for the meal, drinks and your cab ride home to get this entire story in first person detail.

Honestly, who are the people who actually buy Kardashian products? Am I alone in getting turned off of an otherwise legitimate product that is promoted by a celebrity? (Case in point: Jessica Simpson shoes)

New York Times is reporting that the JFK Library incident was a fire, not an explosion, and is likely unrelated to the marathon incidents.