I cannot get over how stupid these 2 are. I have watched RHONJ since season 1 (don't hate!) and even back during that first season, it was beyond obvious that these 2 were shady as hell and living a lifestyle that didn't quite make sense. In example, Teresa was shown paying for tons of expensive shit with giant wads…

I know. Oh, I know. You just got smacked in the face with 50 tons of WTF. And no, it won't EVER make sense.Your only consolation is that having it not make sense means you are a decent human being who is likely not batshit insane and evil to the core.

Wow. I just...holy cow.

I'm slow? And yet you somehow imagined that I credited Justin Theroux with the success of Six Feet under after simply saying that he "wasn't too bad". What does that make you?

Yeah, cause NOBODY watches indie films. Especially ones that might have Hollywood actresses in them. Ew. Why would you do that unless you're secretly in love with said Hollywood actress?

Okay, even aside from the fact that this is apparently a really selfish, greedy and irresponsible practice to take part in...

I think I'm in the minority here but I think she is a pretty decent actress. I mean, at least in comparison to quite a few other actresses that have "meaningful" roles at the moment (Jessica Pare...I'm looking at YOU!). She was pretty great in The Good Girl and she never takes me out of a scene due to a lack of acting…

Oh man. Yes! And meanwhile you'd always see paparazzi pics of her surfing (which you have to be in really good shape to be good at!) and doing all kinds of other really physical activities. I mean, yeah. Maybe she does eat whatever she wants. But she definitely puts a ton of work into her body otherwise to offset…

Yeah. For sure. I think she has always readily admitted that she is constantly on a strict diet, hasn't she? For some reason I always remember her saying she sticks to "The Zone"? I'm pretty sure I didn't imagine that, ha. But yeah. She has never made a secret of it, which I also really appreciate. I got to give…

I live in an apartment above my parents. Mostly because it's cheap and also because my mom has bad health and I have taken care of her during her worst moments due to being the "single one" in the family. It's a little awkward to explain this to men, but I really wouldn't have it any other way.

This is all very true. I was definitely an assole at 19. But...ugh. It's not even just that he's a prick. It's that he's such a joke at this point and all he does is keep the joke running. The kid sings a song that goes "baby, baby, baby OHHHH) but he clearly thinks he's some kind of hardass. It's embarrassing as…

Ugh! Yes!

That is the part that just sent me totally over the edge. Who the hell told her that? Where would you EVER get that idea!?

I lost out on $200 covering you and your dates plate... And got fluffy whip and sour patch kids in return Just a heads up for the future :)

You didn't comprehend a single word of my comment, did you?

Jessica, I'm really not truing to be a dick here. Honest. But...

Eh. I see Mayer as a douche, yes. But an even bigger part of me thinks he just likes the ladies and falls in and out of love easily. I can't hate him for that.

It's just gross. I actually think this is the grossest thing I've ever read from Jez. It reads exactly like something that is in support of rape-culture would read. I know that wasn't the intent but holy fuck! Way to dumb down someones horrific sexual assault. I am really and truly disheartened to read this piece of…

Yeah, and I don't disagree with that. Surely Perry needs to reassess her choices in men (ahem...John Mayer?) and try and get with someone who is worthy of her affections. IF, of course, a mans true affection is what she is after.

That's the thing. He's a bad idea. We've ALL fucked bad ideas. All tried to change them, make them better men, thought they were more than they previously proved to be. It's not an un-empathtic situation. I cant stand Perry, but I do not put 100% of the blame on her for this because we've ALL been there.