I'n glad she offered to take him up on it. There's nothing better than ruining a smug troll's evening. I know when a man is trying to shock me, and there is nothing more delightful than seeing his expression when he realizes how much he failed. That said, she could have been serious, but that ruins nothing in this…

She's also playing into some fairly misogynistic tropes. Women liking to be dommed is all natural and good, but men wanting to wear women's clothing or be penetrated, my god, what sort of freaks would ever want to be like women? Barf.

"This guy is into some really freaky stuff," Leathers said. "He liked the idea of buying me a strap-on to use on him. He wanted to be forced to wear a French maid outfit and clean my house while I degraded him. He wanted to be tied up and left in a closet to watch me have sex with my boyfriend."

I heard if a woman has had three children, and you put your ear to her vagina, you can hear the ocean.

"...which had already birthed three children."...

"Paying attention to your own body's needs" doesn't mean anything. It's something science-averse people on pregnancy message boards say to justify never visiting the OB. How the hell is my body supposed to tell me, unmistakably and in real time, that I'm getting too much mercury or not enough omega-3?

The invitations to my November 2001 wedding were mailed on September 10, 2001. The wedding venue? Windows on the World.

Agreed. There was a big difference in quality. It wouldn't make or break your wedding, but it seemed like a price difference should be involved.

Posted a review based only upon the ridiculous so-Santa Fe ban

It's a very common policy here, but the more important thing is, there WAS no experience with the restaurant. None. Never went there, never tried the food, knows nothing about the kind of experience they offer.

Politics aside, it is cool that W is picking up a fairly difficult hobby late in life. And he's honestly not bad at all for a hobbyist! The single-mindedness that made him a dangerous president is an asset in an artist.

" — all skills completely foreign to penis-bearing primates. "

That's fucked up. All presidents do shitty things and lie.

Yum, a delicious 4-way!

Because no one in your family is going to say this, please allow me to say that your exam is every bit as important as your brother's wedding. I'm pissed on your behalf that they did not take it into account when setting a date. It's not a DMV test, for crying out loud.

When I was in about 2nd grade I got invited to a birthday party for a friend who hung out with the cool group of girls. (I've always been the fringe person of a group, usually only really friends with one member but not enough of a social pariah to be totally excluded.) Anyhow, the group of us all left with the…

Reminds me of my second grade birthday party. I invited a bunch of kids and only one showed up. Very small outing to Showbiz Pizza.

I'm gonna go ahead and give you that: "You're a total stranger and that's creepy".

Dude, dick paraphernalia is the fucking worst. Get her a sash that says "Bachelorette" or a tiara or something, or dress up like you're doing Glamour Shots, but for the love of all that's holy, don't get dick paraphernalia. Not only is it uncomfortable for at least half the party (if not more), it's utterly…

Mark, I feel like you don't own Fiestaware. Those dishes are the jam and I would absolutely throw a rock at someone if they tried to touch mine. And if you have discontinued colors, it's a bitch to find the whole set (mine are not and I still had to wait weeks for some of them to come back in stock). That might be the…