This is an excellent apology but...

Yes, I also understand that its supposed to be funny, and maaaybe it could have been (not really) had it not come from someone in a country with people and news anchors that have kept saying things like "well, thousands of people have died, but will it affect US?" over and over. And that can't be funny. Ever.

God. It made tears of rage squirt from my eyes.

Or: the amount of people who got it and didn't think it was funny.

"In a way, we're all victims"???

I'll never get over the fact that the patriarchy convinces people everyday that men are superior to women, but then turn around and say that they need to be "trained" for marriage by women, and they need to be "tamed" by women sexually because they're very sexual human beings and the poor poor menz can't help…

Actually, no. The Church teaches that marital sex is both unitive and procreative. If their teaching was that sex was primarily for procreation they would not marry those who cannot have children — yet they do.

Nope, not true! According to Catholic teaching, sex has two purposes: unitive and procreative. The two should not be deliberately separated, but there are of course instances in which sex may end up being non-procreative (any time conception doesn't occur) or even non-unitive (as any couple on a strict "baby-making…

It's still stupid if his reaction to a waitress patiently explaining new information is to shout at her to "just cook 'em up." I'm sorry, he's fucking dumb, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

Good lord, that Friday story is hilarious!

I feel bad for you putting the "eggs" guy on here. That's ignorance, not stupidity, and if he's always had his eggs scrambled (certainly the only way my mom knows how to make them) it's not unrealistic he might not realize there are other ways to do it - or moreso, that…

OK well I learned something - I had no idea there was such a thing as "over hard" or "over medium" - I only ever heard "over easy"!

I suggest that somebody's mommy decided how he liked his eggs, and served them to him that way, from day one, and never thought to mention anything about it. I can totally understand why a young man (assuming stereotypical gender roles in the family of origin, as were implied in the story) might not have any idea…

As somebody else mentioned he may have been eating eggs cooked only one way all his life. Calling people you know nothing about is dumb, and not just a little dumb. The value / interests I am talking about are gastronomical ones. I love food and care about taste, but I can't expect others to pay any attention to it at…

Bizarre - yes, dumb - no.

I imagined him as a guy still living with his mother and who had only had eggs one way because that's the only way his mom prepared them for him. Yes, I'm buying into the whole Jersey stereotype, but full disclosure I moved here for school so I feel qualified make the judgement call :P

Damn, is it that bad not eating meat, that vegans have to lie to themselves to eat their awful food? If all you serve is soy, just fucking serve soy! Stop trying to pretty it up with fancy shapes and names of foods you're too good to eat!

You commented without watching the video, got a light jab in response, and get this pissed about it? Woooow.

These cats will never forget this cruelty and will now associate mealtime with pain. Oh, wait, no they won't, because this was harmless.

I honestly feel that, with the way teenagers are being raised today to be the most narcissistic assholes and have no respect for others, especially their elders, that maybe the only way to start teaching them is legal action.

I hope her response was this: "You forgot 3). We date for a while, things seem like they're going great, we get married, buy a house and have kids. You lose your job and say you want to house-husband for a while, which is fine - I make enough for all of us if we're careful. But when I come home from work the house is…