A good time is a flat circle jerk.

Other Pornhub executive who knows where this is going: No you didn’t.

It’s like watching a bunch of flat-earthers jerk each other off.

Wait, you mean “there are black millionaires and I don’t have as much money so ipso fatso, white priviledge cannot exist” isn’t a compelling argument?  

If anyone wants to smash their computer to bits, just watch these asshats explain why white privilege is a crazy & stupid concept that doesn’t exist in the real world because Carolla had to work hard in some jobs he’s had.

Do it for Johnny, man!  Do it for Johnny!

“The House of The Head” is one of my favorite shortform/half episode horror experiences ina long time. Such a great idea and excellent execution.

I’m trying to read the “Repairman Jack” series by F. Paul Wilson (and specifically the ‘early years’ series) but his Libertarian shtick is getting old real fast. He also really, really has issues regarding Muslims. I think my father (70 years young) would enjoy them more than me.

The Execution of All Things was the soundtrack to my teens and I still relate to that album much more than a 33-year-old probably should. (“A Better Son/Daughter,” man. She gets me.) From Rilo Kiley to her solo career and side projects, Jenny’s music has been such a big part of my life, I feel like we grew up…

That Evenson story collection looks good. I just got We Are Where the Nightmares Go and Other Stories out of the library, so I’m set for horror short stories for the moment, but I’ll have to remember to check it out when I wrap up. 

Well, Clive Bruckman certainly thought so.

The Replacement’s album Tim

The very first time I let my just teenage son see Alien (we did a double feature with Aliens), he sat in rapt fascination the whole movie saying very little. One of the few things he vocalized was near the end when Ripley picks up Jonesy. He just stared at the screen and said. “Man. That cat, has seen some SHIT!” I…

Or maybe I was talking about the David Cronenberg film called Drive starring James Spader and Holly Hunter. It was released in 1996!

Came down in the comments section to say something similar. The suits at AMC reportedly wanted John Cusack or Matthew Broderick for the Walter role, but both of them turned it down. They were still completely opposed to Cranston until Gilligan showed them "Drive."

That was another stellar X-Files ep.

+1 for Woolworth shout-out.

My childhood mall (it’s two stores from being fully dead now) didn’t have a food court until a mid-90s renovation added one. Before then, there was a McDonald’s and ummm Baskin-Robbins, and a full-service Brown Derby Steakhouse where my parents would get absolutely WRECKED while we shoplifted from Woolworth’s and…

The only Koontz book I’ve ever read was Odd Thomas and that was one of the worst fucking books I’ve ever read.

He has nothing on the hackiness of Dean Koontz however: that guy literally rehashes every fucking character and they’re always super cliched.