If you want vanilla chocolate chip that tastes decent, you’re better off just getting a vanilla shake with chocolate hard shell added. Same idea, better texture and flavor. You can pick up hard shell yourself and just add it to vanilla ice cream and break it up with your spoon. Anything is better than that brown wax…

I loved Friendly’s back in the day. They were also one of my first jobs. Always love the Reese’s Super Cup Sundae and the Wattamelon Roll!

While I'm never a fan of the automatic "port to the 'aging Switch'=bad" meme you've got going here, I can't say this one surprises me, at least with Arkham Knight. Knowing they based this on the notoriously messy PC version kinda sets expectations to 'cautious' at best. The only mystery is why Asylum runs worse than…

You clearly have L&O mistaken for Night Court. It's a simple and reasonable enough mistake to make. Also, when did Bull learn how to use a computer? Did Dan have anything to do with this? 

Feel like I need to make an important correction:

The original game had mouse controls as an option out of the box. The issue was that they were this weird kinda of "stepped increment" thing for vertical panning, and the upward and downward limits were pretty restrictive. You may as well have only had horizontal panning. 

This is a feature I absolutely need. I have a compulsive need to sort and categorize shit, and it makes my brain itch when that’s not an option to me. Personally, instead of folders, I'd prefer if there were system- and user-defined metatags that could be applied to every game, and are then all saved as search filters…

You know who Ted Bundy was, right? Dude viciously murdered young women, and yet got fan mail and conjugal visits from female admirers while in prison. Hell, one of his admirers, Carol-Ann Boone, married him! WHILE he was on trial for kidnapping and murdering women! 

Don’t forget Elite: Dangerous!

I live in Southwestern Illinois, a little over half an hour north of St. Louis. My advertised speed is 6mbps. It’s rarely over 1, frequently dips down to sub-dialup speeds of less than 50kbps, and also frequently just doesn’t work at all. Then, Frontier tries to act like they’re somehow victims when I call up irate…

I’m not sure what the heck they were thinking with that comment.

Luigi has had two, soon to be three games: Luigi’s Mansion 1, 2, and 3.

Yeah, both of those are annoying. #2 moreso because you lose any fuel you have in a bioreactor if you decide to move it. I accidentally wiped out my organic fuel supply this way.

I think that was their point. Stardew treats the combat mechanics almkst as an afterthought, despite a sizeable chunk of the game revolving around it. The game kinda revels in the “hey, we’re Harvest Moon with an RPG tacked on.” I think they’re suggesting that DQB2 should just accept that, despite being an important…

Wait a minute... Too Human?? How does that one work? Did that get pulled off of shelves, with a court order to destroy all remaining copies?

Yep. Sorry to say but there won’t be a patch or update. Well, perhaps if they can monetize it... I’ve seen Square try more ridiculous things for DLC, so there is that faint glimmer of hope, providing you’re willing to pay for it.

I remember three things:

Yeah, that IS entitlement. Just because you paid for it, doesn’t mean you get instant access to it.