Adam Silver looks like the lead in the Disney live action remake of the American Gothic painting.

Just ... holy shit. 10?! Eff that noise. So far we have avoided the come-into-bed thing (helps when he’s still in the crib, but that needs to end soon as he’s getting near to 3) but have slept with our guy in hotels a couple times and it’s the worst. I’m sorry for your experience ... you can take a small amount of…

This is the reason Carmel has such stringent ice cream laws.

Giving you a star - not because you forbade that gorgeous dog from your bed, you monster! - but because you had the decency to provide a picture.

Agreed on the pets. My wife grew up with dogs. I did not. She wanted a dog after a couple years of marriage. I hesitated, but ultimately relented (who didn’t see that coming), but had two rules:

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start early in the morning.

Airplanes, golfing, tailgating: All settings where you can drink no matter how early

I would argue same rules apply for most drugs.

My best dad trick is odd days boy sits in front seat, even days girl sits in front seat. Same goes for doing the dishes. 

Co-sign. I had an early morning layover after a long red-eye flight. Walked into the only restaurant open at 8:00 a.m. While looking over the menu, my eyes drifted to the beer list and saw that they had a Double IPA i wanted to try but the brewery didn’t distribute in my state. Waiter came over to take my order, saw…

It’s a lawless zone where social norms can touch you. I’d go as far as to say that the elusive pre-9am, pre-vacation beer is one of the more Elite Beers in existence.

the first Google result for “men with purses”

That’s not the hill I want to die on. Lol

Purses (there is no need to include the adjective "man") are already acceptable menswear, as are a variety of other bag accessories. And they're much better than unbalanced pants for storing stuff. 

True. But in the context of this discussion... Yelp reviewers are much worse than irl regular people. So I’ll go for the irl people.

(note: am man with long-ish hair) I like wearing my sunglasses on top of my head to keep my hair out of my eyes. Thanks to your inspiration, I’m now going to imagine I’m wearing a tiara so I can feel fabulous!

The fashion elite really needs to make the man purse an accepted thing if they’re also going to make fun of cargo shorts.

If you’re gonna live in a shithole, at least live in a sunny one.

I’m happy you brought that up because the shame/embarrassment factor makes these even more dangerous for in-motion tests. Notice how you don’t see these on the road very often (if ever)? It’s because people are ducking down while driving to hide the fact they’re blowing into a breathalyzer.

There are only 1 or 2 models that do that, and most places do not have you install them. The person with the Interlock device is required not only to pay for the install, but for the monthly checks on the device, and the device itself. I used to install these all the time because the courts use stereo shops to put…