Totally agree. The headlock is the go to move for when you don’t want to fight but you don’t want to get punched either. Which anyone who has a little brother can attest.

Rebekahzula Mercer: I can see your whole history in your eyes. You were born with nothing. So you’ve had to struggle and connive and claw your way to power. But true power, the divine right to rule, is something you’re born with. The truth is: they don’t know which one of us is going to be sitting down on that throne,…

The police have released a sketch of the suspect:

If he kicked my ass, I’d ask him to sign it.

I mean, aren’t wine jokes the very definition of low hanging fruit?

Good for them.

Have your star, and get out.

We have hotels right on the water like that here in America, too.

He’s A Dim Son...

Interesting to see how China handles this moving forward. The Ball’s in their court.

If you are against the kneeling, you are an uneducated (perhaps willfully, on this topic) bigot.

At the very least, he’ll probably get Suh-ed.

Every time I start to feel bad for 49er fans, I remember how quickly they reverted back to their ‘80s-’90s levels of douche as soon as they started winning again, so fuck ‘em. If the decade of losing prior to Harbaugh couldn’t humble those insufferable pricks nothing will.

I can’t wait for him to develop a stutter in December.

But will he be good when the playoffs come? That’s the real test.

Romo: Wow, at least Suh didn’t murder him, huh?

Suh’s agent, watching that replay:

Choke the Raven nevermore.

Ahh. Yes. And if that slut didn’t want to be raped she should have worn a longer skirt.

“Harbaugh knows what just happened—”