A very funny Saved by the Bell? Y’know, sometimes these reboots and revivals become so far removed from the source material...

Is it pendatic of me to say that No Time To Die’s domestic box office is UK and US is foreign terrority?

I wouldn’t put it past this show to open up a scene, coming back from commercial break, where we start on Ava and Sara in bed - clearly post love-making - and pan right to reveal (sharing the bed) Gary, Gideon, Zari, Nate ...

Mick once warned Mona not to push the red button in the bathroom. Now we know why

Thanks for clearing up Nipplegate.

I mean Picard at least wouldn’t start being all laughy and flopsweaty about it.  He’d just say “Queen is another simile or metaphor” then list two humans and an alien that are famous for that.  “In the vein of Oscar Wilde, Mae West, and Glintharp of Daisemia!”

Bless this stupid, stupid, stupid show.

I don’t know if he’s attracted so much as they’re both non-human and naive and curious to try something new. Or maybe this is Gary’s arc of him realizing he has another type.

I wonder if that means Gary will switch to evil Gideon when they meet up. I don’t think they’d like to go to the Gary goes evil well again, but you never know with this show.

I also suspect this is something we’re going to circle back to because they’re in the time stream, not space, and she’s gonna pop out somewhere, pissed.

“This is a standard issue trait for a certain kind of hero, a way to signal to the audience that Michael is a straight-shooter, not like those fatcats in Space Washington" hehehe 

Today, in your dose of Nipple Lore: The Witch Nipple!

The Gideon Bishop has is a backup of our Gideon he stole when he was hanging out with the Legends last season that he reset back to the factory defaults so now she’s laser focused on keeping the timeline not screwed up (even for the better).

His Ray was on The Flash this week, missing his buddy... apparently they have drinking sessions but Nate hasn’t responded in a while.

When Gary was still evil, he had the Fairy Godmother give him a third nipple because he missed his missing evil one... or wait, I think he got the evil nipple back which Mona as Wolfie ate then when he came to his senses and had Nora as his Fairy Godmother, he asked for the third nipple and then released her after…

“Oh, Gary & Gideon, where’ve you two been for approximately 11 1//2 minutes, and why do I smell Astroglide?”

Shameless shipping post:

The Star Trek franchise can never let go of The Wrath of Khan. Never.

It’s looking like I might not be too far off with my “They’re going to have Bishop join the Legends” prediction from last season, especially if Nate(and Nick Zano) is really leaving.

No one is going mention how Mean-Gideon went all Hal on Assistant Ava’s Bowman?