Jordan and Sara are kind of giving me Clark and Lana from Smallville vibes... which if my guess is correct, Shawn will join the army at the end of the season and then be killed overseas.

The funny thing about Superman is that his combination of godlike power and incorruptible morality kinda forces both the writers and the audience to exist in a perpetual state of brainless presentism. Is money an issue and/or allegory literally staring them directly in the face this very moment? If so, well then, off…

He needed super-thinking to concoct new ways to screw up! DAMMIT BARRY!

Even if she and Clark are used to her job being dangerous, it feels like it should be a bigger deal to discover that seemingly safe Smallville is actually filled with its own nefarious threats.

The guy who was your regularly scheduled Wrath Of God decided he’d rather spend eternity macking on his wife in an abandoned office building.

That’s how it always starts. Pretty soon she’ll be juicing on the reg. They’ll have to rename the show The Killer Flash-Frost!

Well you have to give Barry credit, he found a new way to fuck things up and fuck over his team in the episode. Well done, Barry Allen, you gorgeous idiot

Dr. Harrison Wells is now a SPOOOKY GHOOOST!

I did love that even with super-speed thinking Barry is still a colossal dumbass. And Caitlin’s reactions to Barry’s brain going super saiyen? So, so very good.

I’m here for the possibly inadvertent confluence of “love triangle” and “three-way sword fight”.

I think the first three Pirates movies were far better than the last two. They should have ended it at the third one. This one was decent, mostly because they kept the art design of the first. Having Davy Jones and his crew be weird fish hybrid monsters was pretty inspired and the effect is good. He also has a pipe…

Probably my favorite joke on The Good Place comes late in season two when they enter the Bad Place for the first time and there’s a poster advertising “Pirates of the Caribbean 6: The Haunted Crows’ Nest or Whatever, Who Gives a Crap?” (in a similar vein, one of the best newswires Sean O’Neal ever did speculated that…

I liked all three of the movies in the original set, including this one. I remember a lot of people criticizing this one for Depp not bringing anything new to the role, which I thought was sort of a limp criticism for a sequel. I was also still in love with epic sagas from watching LotR extended versions, so the…

I was a tween when this movie came out and I remember having two major takeaways: 1) confusion over why they tried to make a love triangle out of the Depp-Bloom-Knightley dynamic; and 2) thinking that three-way sword fight was the coolest thing ever. 

As a child of the 70s and 80s I preferred the Morgan Edge of the comics from that era. He wasn’t a real bad guy, just a little insensitive (and he got no benefit of the doubt because of everybody’s experience with Lex Luthor), and was fleshed out and eventually became a good guy, revealing he was a self-made tycoon…

Actually, the inconsistencies from Supergirl will be answered in equal parts by “Crisis” and “please totally forget about Crisis.”

Does Patreon exist in the Arrowverse?

#Marythebest

Defense Attorney Cecile Horton is terrible at her job.

Kyle might be an oblivious (if well meaning) oaf, but he is not stingy with the ribs. He is alright with me