Would watch. With their wacky neighbor Coldhands!

That is my least favorite song but imagining this is making me smile.

I don't see that happening. Bronn shouldn't even be IN this season. He cashed out of the game for a cushy life as a noble with a mentally handicapped wife ages ago in the books. He's still around because he's a fan favorite. No way they'd just axe him.

You think Trystane is going to replace Quentyn? I don't really see that happening. Bronn and Jamie can easily overpower the crew of a ship.

I felt it. Myrcella's happy marriage would have stabilized two countries and brought two people who were in love together. And Jamie was so unconditionally happy for that, and for her reaction to him being her real father, and then it's just like. NOPE. Sorry. Someone's being a petty bitch. Jamie and Cersei are going…

My hair was fierce in eight grade okay? FIERCE.

I feel like we should make a bet about this and settle up in a year. :)

Well if that's indeed the case I lament the lack of a shot where he's looking super stoic as he bleeds all over everything.

Drama/Catharsis as Stannis comes to terms with how badly he fucked up. Showing Brienne as someone who's too honorable to kill a wounded man on a battlefield who's essentially surrendered? I really don't think Brienne is that kind of person. Stannis deserved it, but he owned up to it, and I think that will stay her…

Why would you cut away from the shot at the last moment though? Where's the fan catharsis in that?

Oh, what if she takes Stannis prisoner and then does all that and heads to the wall and we get a Stannis/Melisandre reckoning? I'd be in for that.

They say specifically crazy and world-travelling, which makes me think they're leaning Euron. Which is the right move, because he's cooler looking and it's easy enough to imagine him doing the psycho stuff Victarion does in the books. I hope they bring back the Warlock actor from season 2 to be in his crew.

YUP. Every second. I was like come on, come on…

I thought the walk of shame was done way better than the book, where they specifically mention that they shave her pubes. Which was one of those 'Really, GRRM? Really?' moments.

Because giants are cool looking.

I'm so glad they replaced the actor for him. The first one had 0 sense of subtlety to him.

There is no way he is dead. There was no killing blow, no blood… and I disagree with people who say no body=not dead because Syrio Forel is dead as hell. But the way that was shot, there wasn't even any bloodspray or anything. Brienne hacked into the tree above his head and is going to take him hostage because she's…

What I would like… well really what I like would be Jon to be dead-dead but that is so never happening.

Drama with him interacting with Brienne as she takes him back to King's Landing maybe? Some sort of catharsis for his character, and her having to deal with the jerk who KOed the love of her life? (Which should be Jamie. She and Jamie are so good.)

Yeah, I was expecting her to just keel over without batting an eye and her daughters to just nod like "You're a badass, mom."