I hope they spitball Victarion into Euron because then Euron gets more screentime. I <3 Euron. I hope they cast someone really hot. I have no shame. None.

She quite literally killed it.

He just wanted to share his Pop Secret with her. ;_____;

Fuck them for mentioning Benjen right before the Jon stabbing. I understand that they couldn't afford/didn't have time for another big fight scene but I thought that maybe we'd get Coldhands next season. Also, Kit Harrington saying Jon is dead dead might be a cute way to get around the fact that he's probably coming…

I had rhinoplasty when I was 22. I opted to have a revision done a year later to finalize it. Thankfully there were no consequences. Obviously that is no where near close to gender reassignment surgery, and I'm sorry your surgery has had complications. Cosmetic surgery in general is sort of terrifying… I was scared as…

Over 200 horror movies is not enough for me. I'm a fiend.

The Fall is to certain Catholics the equivalent of "A Wizard Did It."

Because god never fucks up and that's why intersex people never happen, am I right?

It isn't like gender reassignment surgery is actually detrimental to your health, unless you get it done by your next door neighbor in a filthy basement or something. The only way it could be detrimental to your health is hatebashers.

Despite the fact that I think english haiku is idiotic because Japanese is tidily arranged into syllables while english is all over the damn place, I'm fairly impressed.

My wife slit her throat? Doesn't matter had sex.
New lover is a witch? Doesn't matter had sex.
She got a creepy effigy? Doesn't matter had sex.
Raining blood at this party? Doesn't matter, had sex!

I wonder if they're going to use the greyscale as a cover for the dysentery. Because that seems… unfilmable. And greyscale is said to be held back by scalding hot baths, which Dany is already fond of.

Well that's good news although I hope they didn't spitball Euron and Victarion into one character. Although budgetwise it would make sense, like they spitballed Arianne and Ellaria. But I will be sad.

I don't think he knew. He doesn't trust Melisandre, but he worships Stannis. I don't think he could have ever conceived Stannis would do something like that. I think he wanted to take Shireen to Castle Black just to get her out of the danger of being in the field. He is going to be very, very unhappy when he gets back.

Did anyone else think that the spine spikes made it look super uncomfortable to sit on? Ouch.

I gotta say though, Tyrion consistently makes a great HOLY SHIT DRAGONS face whenever they're onscreen despite the fact Dinklage must be staring into completely empty space.

Hahaha THANK YOU I totally got the Neverending Story from that one bit.

Have the remnants of the comet awkwardly bounce into the Iron Throne at the end and I am sooooo in.

She's shown clear intent to kill Ramsay herself. Hopefully she'll lay down the hammer herself, then open the doors to Stannis.

Little girl murders back to back? Too soon.