I flipped through the online catalog (Which is pretty dang cool) and the most amazing, horrifying thing in there is a full body naked obese Eddie Murphy on an accupuncture table.

I'd rather look at Violet than Jasmine. At least Violet has fashion. Even when she's being a total bitch when she hits the runway I'm sort of tugging at my hair muttering 'I want that dressss…'

Katya's ruflections are hilarious. I can't wait to see who she does for Snatch Game.

Ugh, Katya, I love her so much but she is so hit and miss on her runway looks. Her initial workroom communist chic was great. Her stewardess look was great. Her Fall Fashion Duck Dynasty was great. But when she just puts on a shimmery gown I'm so bored.

"Two Butts, one Throne."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm being arch!"

The entire sequence with Floki going into Kattegat at the end makes it impossible for me to stay mad at him. Sorry about it!

I guess you guys must really hate Ragnar since he cheated on both of his wives then! If not, enjoy your massive double standards.

Queen is stunning. It's like a Caravaggio.

Look like dis was my favorite bit of the whole season, and if it was a real show I would watch it religiously. WHO DRESS YOU?

Miss Fame is so fucking pretty. I hope she makes it til Snatch Game, because I think she's already growing as a performer and that'll be the real test for her.

Am I the only one hoping Aaron and Daryl hook up? Just me? Okay.