just drink the beer you cunt

Fuck the south.

Fuck nyc. Any build worth a damn is in the middle of the country.

The goalie grabbed the stick

I hope she dies irl

Forced to do cocaine?

Tax cheats huh

Kim sounds like a douche

So he came out, and she’s fucking the handyman?

wtf are those eyebrows?

bull fucking shit. tribalist black culture is ALL ABOUT the hardass bro.

No, it’s for cam whores.

So he has a rich daddy or what?

Soccer fans need at least 2 fingers to stimulate their asshole, due to repeated stretching.

I think I hate soccer fans the worst.

The flu must hit pussies much harder.

Stop buying food at walmart

You like your steak well done with ketchup don’t you.

Why is your stomach so weak?

Storenear me gives away bananas at about hour 3 in that cycle.