On the one hand, yeah, Machado’s reaction makes it seem like an accident.

yeah, because Jim fucking irsay is an accurate representation of the opioid epidemic. Just like all the rest of the billionaires out there getting Narcaned by jaded EMTs and shrinking away from society. The guy with the $10K briefcase and the network tv cameo. My heart breaks for the rough life that led him down this…

yeah, they should have not let them intentionally foul or call timeouts. You are so right. 🙄🙄

Holy crap! A Patriots piece that’s actually about football! With real, like, insight! Here! Wow!

I guess this is one way to approach sports allegiances, but if you follow it to its logical conclusion you end up not being able to watch any sports. Which team in any sport is comprised of all “woke” progressives? What is the adequate ratio of progressive to conservative people on a team to justify rooting for them?…

I know thoughtful, measured responses don’t pay the bills around here (although ads for Bill Simmons apparently do), but it seems pretty obvious to me that the point of this first episode was to introduce BS to an audience that hasn’t been hanging on his every word for years. So yeah, if you listen to every podcast,…

How about: Just don't act like you know about something when you don't. It's ok! People will actually like you!

I’d be embarrassed if my livelihood was to sit back, observe, and just mock people actually doing things.

“Not as good as drew” is like saying Coke is “not as good as New Coke.” That is to say, one came first, and the other is something much, much worse trying to accomplish the same thing but sucks so, so much at it.

I mean, there’s a paragraph in this very piece that basically says “I’m whining because he’s not edgy, I’m edgy! WE’RE THE EDGY ONES, GUYS!!!”

Could you guys be any more butthurt by one man’s success? Good God, it's so palpable I'm embarrassed for the author. Sorry people like you less than they like some other guy. It happens.