People seemed more outraged when Fox tried that glowing puck effect.

Those people are just off. One of my coworkers wears full mets gear head to toe to Nats games no matter the opponent. I asked him why he was watching nats/marlins in mets gear and he was like, “I like the mets. I want to root for them.” THEY’RE NOT PLAYING! WTF MAN!

What about people who wear gear of a third team? Puss?

He’s probably not reading this. The fact that you are mad about it and yelling into cyberspace about it is pretty awful, too.

2 minutes and a nasty rash

So...it’s a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese?

I assume he also once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

He also got caught having a brief affair at an Italian eatery.

Kickstarter for a time machine to bump off Adam Sandler in 1994?

Meanwhile we can’t figure out how to eject “GET IN THA HOLE!” guy at golf tournaments.

Do you still get 2 minutes for Hooking while playing in Vegas??

I’m at least a little interested in seeing what Vadim Shipachyov can do in the NHL, even if it is with a slapped-together team.

People would shit themselves. I have zero confidence that my fellow Canadians would deal with it in a calm and rational way. Don Cherry would look liberal in comparison (not really, Don would scream himself into a fatal aneurysm, of course, but still).

Not only that, but I heard a Mountie once got huffy with him!

Joel Ward scored the winning goal in a playoff series against the Bruins in 2012. You can guess what happened next:

As a lifelong hockey fan I remember when Bryan Marchment took knees and it was considered good old time hockey.

Hockey players really are tougher than everyone else. Most games he may have to kneel for twice the number of anthems as his NFL counterparts.

@vodkanaut: Let's give poor old Theo a break.

15 seconds? Well at least we know he's not committing perjury up there because...damn.

I wish this trial could go on forever