As the ghost of the lawyer representing the ghost of Ty Cobb I can assure you that we will be appealing this suspension and that once the evidence comes to light Mr. Cobb will be completely exhonorated.

“Fuck Jason Whitlock. I barely knew who he was but still. Fuck that guy.”

Dear USMNT:

It’s the perfect answer for the attorney to give because the attorney is looking at the best interests of the driver. Trying to give the police some sort of out or descalating this will be looked on positively by the police/courts who want this to go away. If the lawyer calls it out for what it is, it doesn’t help -…

+1 Narc

My brother loved backup goalie Steve Weeks. He played on the Islanders for 2 months before getting traded and my brother was probably the only person the ever own a Steve Weeks Islanders jersey... I believe this to be true because when he came back with his new team I brought my brother to the hotel the team was…

I think the issue is nobody told her it was fake, er... scripted

When I look at his face it seems like it’s not quite the right shape or size, kinda like he got the leftover parts of faces stuck together. Honestly, it kinda creeps me out. That and he only has one expression.

Because having no job is better than playing for the Jags?

Was speaking to the intent behind the arrest... sounds like a CYA arrest

“Following the incident, the 14-year-old was arrested, and police intended to charge her with a third-degree felony of assaulting a public servant.”

And the White House handled that the way they handled everything - with grace and dignity:

“he called anti-racist protesters in Charlottesville “snowflakes” who had “no concept of history,””

He picked the wrong horse, ethically and practically

Which parts?

Just calling out the hipocracy

“Furthermore, as shown by a series of Posobiec’s text messages obtained by BuzzFeed News and confirmed by a source who collaborated with Posobiec, the sign was the culmination of a disinformation campaign by Posobiec and others intended to paint the anti-Trump rallies as violent and out of control”

But emails!

I think it’s pronounced douche

Hey, if I learned anything in college it’s that 2,800 words won’t write themselves.