The biggest takeaway for me is Cray Valley Paper Mills FC is a real team

Just because the bar is set to “didn’t act like a meth smoking Oompa Loompa” doesn’t mean it’s low. Wait, yes it does

Yorkshire pudding is awesome, served with prime rib it’s even better

I don’t need a reason

Walk it off young jimmy... What, you are too dizzy to walk? Try harder you little shit!

“Kellyanne Conway, a little red Corvette of bullshit”

Need to use the sarcasm font next time

How do you prove them wrong when they are right?

One can only hope

Every time there is an article that mentions them I imagine a bunch of very effeminate hairy men prancing in the snow in Siberia.

After being informed of the vandalism Donald Trump made sure to let people know that he was not an antisemite.

“A word-vomit salad of stupidity”

Thank goodness you only have a five year life span...

Don’t pause to point out the lies, do it like VH1's Pop Up Video.

“...and donors losing tax exemptions.”

“If UNITE HERE-Local 33 were voted in, then every current and future teaching fellow in one of these nine departments will be legally required to be represented by Local 33*”

^more immeasurably 

I’m too lazy and cowardly for a violent uprising, so can we please go with the plague?

Pretty messed up, and every one of those kids will have to carry this in some way.

100% dirty, but you can’t skate forward admiring your pass like that.