It is a powerful educational tool, it teaches us that if you are extremely talented it doesn’t matter what you do, it will all work out for you.

Now Trump is only a semi-fascist? They’ve gotten to Hamilton! Abandon ship!

She wasn’t angry an argumentative prior to marrying him

Doubt it, seems like Grow is just fishing for attention and hoping to lure in desperate fans.

Why should she be excited to see the Stars play?

I hope to God CPS saw this picture and took the poor child away from her cruel mother and put her into protective care. Taking a child to a Browns game is one of the worst types of abuse there is.

Well, there goes the end of the old self esteem.

You got it boss!

If it wasn’t for my Fitbit what would I look at in the evening and say “Christ, I’m so fucking lazy!”

I don’t like to use the word hero, but that horse is the greatest hero this nation has ever seen. He knows the Seminoles suck.

Did anyone ever figure out just what on gods green earth was up with that its balls?

Don’t bring your liberal evolution believing heathen ass around here. He was created by God on a day when God apparently was angry with testicles.

One of those girls is really captain Dan

So I’m a bit confused... what color is the dress?

Jeez Hamilton, you’re such a negative Nellie... Don’t worry, there’s no way Trump will win.

Luke and Leia are siblings? But... That kiss...

Now now... Anger (along with fear and hatred) is the path to the dark side.

We need a deadspin article compiling all the times people call shots and totally fail.