I regret that I have but one star to give you

Somewhere there is a child who hates his life because he is being raised by a single mom and who believes his father was in O Town.

Sean Brody is, dare I say, en fuego.

Hopefully he knows suicide is an option

I was in an airport with my wife once, and she pointed at some guys and said isn’t that (can’t be bothered to remember the names). I told her that I didn’t know who that was and she said they were from a tv show called making he band, and they were in a band called O. Town. I told her I didn’t know and she suggested…

Also once when waiting for autographs from the Devils we asked coach Tom McVie if Alexi Kasataov was going to come out and sign, and McVie said he hadn’t made the trip with the team. When we asked why he just said “hemeroids”. 

Back during the NHLs 75th anniversary all team got a “celebrity” captain. The New York Islanders got Ralph Macchio for some reason. After the game at which he appeared (his appearance was nothing more than him being announced at one point and waving on camera), some friends and I were outside waiting for autographs.…

Now imagine Ted Cruz, naked, sitting in a darkened room and surrounded by nothing but empty soup cans and shredded photos of Donald Trump as he meticulously applies Cheez Whiz to a Vienna sausage.

Isn’t there always an emergency runway?

His mother Fanny Titcomb is more deserving

Fresh Market truthers yo

If it happens five more times he gets a free dink and appetizer... It pays to be a rewards club member.

I came here for the hosier and girdler talk and I am not dissapointed

Of course it’s low hanging, no beach can be expected to support that much buffoon.

So what you are saying is don’t let your daughters go to Liberty?

This dog show is rigged people, it’s a rigged system!

It works on so many levels!