Here’s a cold take: go fuck yourself.

ITT: Too many interesting cars.

First gen Diamante wagon.

Faux Wood Goodness...Faux x Fo’ x Fo’

Boring dream car.

Pro: never worry about traffic.
Con: 35 feet/day top speed, subject to subsurface conditions.

A 4x4 AMC Eagle sedan, in brown too because why not?