Let’s string a bunch of these together and start our own country!

I may not have understood a lot of what I just read, but it sure entertained me while I read it. So, ten points to Gryffindor?

I do believe, according to the current White House Director of Communications; that fellow on the left is Steve Bannon!

Goals.

I’m guessing she grew up religious to some extent or other. If that’s the case I can sympathize because I know how much the “purity culture” bullshit in certain strains of religion can get impressed on you when you’re young and impressionable. It’s fine to not want to have sex until you’re at a certain point in a…

This whole purity/virginity thing is weird as hell. This woman is 33 years old and is still holding on to that? Like...she could get married at 38. Or never. So no sex ever? If sex is something she’s just not interested in, that’s one thing. But the concept of virginity as a state of being is something that makes me…

10/10 would still fuck. I’m not sorry.

1. I saw “Luke Evans” and thought “Luke Perry” and I was like OMG NO WHYYYYYY HARD PASS

So...is it sacrilege to opine that Aretha Franklin comes off as an insufferable asshole most of the time? It’s the same issue I have with Mariah Carey: don’t undersell bitter, nasty, mean-spirited behavior by slapping it with the “diva” label.

why do we glorify this petty nonsense? This old rich ass women could be sitting naked on a private beach being fed fruit by a nice young man in a malo and instead is spending her remaining years with this bullshit? bitch please

The worst P&R season (by FAR) was the first.

disagree

Dear Lord,

It’s my birthday today and this is my obligatory Instagram post EVERY DAMN YEAR!!!

Good god, I need a cigarettte after watching that gif.

I wasn’t really that into him until I found out he’s a dog lover. Then there’s this NSFW clip from Chatty Man:

I can’t find it, but there’s a tumblr post that goes “One day a good pitbull saved a fairy. The fairy granted the pitbull his wish to be a real man and that man’s name is Tom Hardy.” Running down moped riding thieves seems to confirm his origin story.

Something deeply pathetic about being 38 and throwing up in your bed four times and just going to sleep in your own puke.

Several of Kim’s friends tried (and failed) to spike her food and drinks with weed and alcohol.

Obligatory.