That’s hilarious. I love Pee Wee but still haven’t watched the new movie.

Vergara is now happily married to who?

This of course harks straight back to Anne of Green Gables! Kate Beaton in Hark! A Vagrant says if there wasn’t a chapter where Anne finally got puffed sleeves, there would have been one where she slaughters the entire town.

Oh, man, I remember the corset thing so vividly! She wrote about how her Ma and Mary wore corsets even to bed, but she just wasn’t as disciplined, so she didn’t. I was maybe 7 when I read this, and was just APPALLED at the idea of wearing something so constricting, even to sleep in.

This what we wore back in the late ‘50's for parties - it had a crinoline underneath and a hoop that was threaded into the hem of the crinoline. In those days when you went to a party you basically did nothing that required moving about - you sat there and tried to look composed and pretty. My mother and grandmother…

Oooh, this looks good!

I have a personal policy of not actively crushing on people in what appear to be healthy relationships, whether they are IRL people or celebrity people. It feels disrespectful to me. But once they’re single again? My absurdly detailed and possibly unhealthy fantasy life is on!

Nosy as I am, I really want to know what happened here, since they seem to truly care about each other. I mean, it’s one thing to break up and say polite nothing about an ex out of respect/classiness, but it’s another to be so effusive in praise.

This all said, it has been nice being able to get back my Captain America…

How many times do you think Joe has offered to go beat up Nick, in a blowing off steam kind of way, and Sofia has been like, “Ay, papi, no.” while rubbing his shoulders but secretly fantasizing about him actually doing it?

If I ever feel badly about being single (not bloody likely), I’ll just read Dirt Bag.

‘Chloe’s Playlist’ on spotify has everything!

I used to work at an ice cream store that had a slide projector system for putting an image on top of the cake, so that dumbshit teenagers like me could just trace the design on there. It was great because the owner of the store had bought it in the late 1970s from a Carvel that went under, so the only available…

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

I always root for the bull.

I don’t know if I’ve seen a photographic subject so obviously not-at-home in his own skin. It’s like a palpable wave coming off this fucker. Also, does he rent someone else’s spine for pictures? Because he always looks like he’s trying that shit out for the first time in any given picture. Like just getting the hang…

Long story, but she tweeted about him being a dick, and he waited for her after class and said his “publicist had alerted him” to her tweet, that she was cyber-bullying him, and demanded she delete it. She graciously (ha) refused, then about five minutes later tweeted “Just made friends with Cole Sprouse. Great guy.”…

Or just how to cook up stuff with vegetables that actually tastes good. Having grown up in a household in which cooked vegetables inevitably came out of the oven in a Corningware casserole in a sad shade of overcooked green, it’s been a revelation to roast, steam and otherwise prep them in a way that makes me want to…

OH MY GOD Tyra is insane

She got right down to business... came in with a plan, and was ready to execute!

I hate this guy with the force of a thousand volcanoes, but this is legitimately sweet.