I dunno. I mean, good for these guys who’ve found what works for them (except for the “I nip people’s shirts” guy who’s using his kink to say I don’t need boundaries), but honestly, where do people find the time and energy for this?

never have I encountered a pursuit of orgasm that seems so completely exhausting as this.

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

Maybe he had another cigarette that he had to put out but there were no more ice machines around?

Male circumcision is thousands of times safer and less long-term damaging than FGM. Take your uneducated false equivalencies to a different website.

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

I don’t care - I just want Chris Evans to be happy.

Nev is engaged to someone named Laura, whom he impregnated.

HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME TO POST ARTICLES LIKE THIS, I MEAN:

...I just liked Calvin & Hobbes cause it was funny as all God-given shit.

If she decided “fuck it” and starting singing “My Country, ‘Tis Of Thee,” could we grant her political asylum?

I just don’t think it would be worth it, personally. I mean yeah the tape works and it looks very pretty, and any photos they get of her standing totally still are gonna be sexy. But how do you sit in that? I just feel like it’s one false move, one moment of inattention, and you’re flashing something you don’t want to…

That color is gorgeous. And, it matches the red on the ground. So.

The system is rigged, we need to listen to the voice of the people, and when the voice of the people overwhelmingly votes for the other candidate, then we need the system to overturn the voice of the people because ... .... ....

Gore won the popular vote, homie.

Nah he shouldn’t. The United States is in that really abusive relationship, where all of our friends and neighboring countries are telling us to get out of the relationship but we can’t see it or just choose to believe everything is fine despite the obvious black eye we’re sporting.

I respectfully disagree.
LA Face = high dollar, Hollywood face
Oakland Booty= hot, juicy ass.
It really isn’t any more complicated than that.

I’ll show myself out.