Was this the appropriate use of one of my three wishes? Only time will tell.

This piece of analysis from HuffPo is also quite good!

I am firmly #TeamJamie (because a tall Scotsman wins the day, always and forever) but Tobias Menzies is absolutely KILLING IT in this episode. The first couple of episodes, I was kind of meh about him (and wishing it were 15 years ago so we could have Jason Isaacs, who plays this sort of thing so very well), but this…

For me, it's not about the child as much as it is about to other adults there. Haven't you ever been in some sort of adult place and some jackass decided that it was perfectly okay to bring their screaming infant who should have been in its bed because "they're so portable at this age!"? Or their toddler run among…

I would break up with you. In fact, Mark, I am breaking up with you. Right now.

Good day, sir!

Then why do you treat him poorly? I don't make my husband go to rom coms in the movie theater. Why would I want to make someone I love feel revulsion at the movie and displeasure with me for 2 hours (your movie, not a Julia Roberts piece)?

Ok, I'll be THAT PERSON. I kind of feel like you're an asshole for lying to your boyfriend about seeing this. It's funny to read but I would be pissed if someone lied me into seeing something that they knew I had issues with (like parasite horror or a doc on tapeworms). I say this as a horror/gore aficionado. Some…

I honestly would applaud your boyfriend if he left you. You seem like a horrible, shitty human being.

Now come on Kelly, you left out the best part of that douchetastic USA Today interview:

Re: Duggars....

Well if chicken sacrifice is what it takes to not age like Lopez, I wouldn't be surprised if all of Hollywood had a special chicken sacrificing room in their house (or in the process of building one).

It's true. Every single man you know has a "toolbox of oppression" in which we keep our larger paychecks, stolen nude photos of celebrities, one get out of jail free card for a sexual assault, and, of course, our boxer briefs.

Fun fact: the guy who went on this date also lives in a dumpster here in Austin:

Now all Claire has to do is teach that boy the magic of foreplay!

Have y'all seen this blog, because it has me dying laughing every week. Well, there is some stuff that has me going, "Dude. No. We do not say that." but it has improved.

That chest, that face, that hair, those legs. Heaven have mercy!!!

I went to a college that had very little social life, save for those students who participated in the Greek system and/or a sports team. I entered school bookish, very shy, and somewhat socially awkward, and I found a group of girls that were similarly goofy and smart who didn't take the whole "Greek life" thing too…

Not all of them are awful. Speaking as someone whose college years were defined by her sorority, I can attest that some sororities are pretty fuckin great.