your think we were living in the Middle East

“This buffoon is going to be the puppet of Kusher, Pence, Bannon and Preibus.”

To be fair, this is our brand:

Pence couldn’t get his paperwork together in a timely manner like a lazy high schooler. Paperwork that is helping him prepare for the White House.

I watched the election night coverage on the CBC. Around 11 pm or so, when it had become clear Trump was going to win, one of the panelists sighed and said, “Well... you know, America did have a pretty good run.” The rest of the panelists sat quietly, and somberly nodded. Know the rest of the world take no joy in…

Hey Locomotive Jones: You can keep responding to me, but I dismiss the second I see your name without even reading your inane comments. FYI, fucker.

To be fair, no one matters. Nothing matters. The universe is nothing but a charade APPARENTLY.

The fact that he’s still under the impression that people want to be “in suspense” about what he’s doing with the government is mind boggling. How many years will it take him to realize the presidency is not a reality TV show? What a fucking gong show.

My brain can only flop back and forth between two thoughts:

I wonder how long until Kellyanne Conway has to go in front of journalists all like:

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

Pretty sure anyone who thinks ‘classy’ is an appropriate adjective for any of the Trumps is a lost cause. Their taste is the definition of tacky - and if that’s what they like to spend their money on that’s up to them, I’m not going to say they’re wrong because taste is subjective, but pretending any of them can even…

To be fair, she’s probably experiencing a lot of economic anxiety.

While she may indeed be beautiful, “classy” and “dignified” are two adjectives that do not immediately come to my mind when I think of Melania Trump.

Oh ya. It’s us coastal elites who need to watch our language and tone. BE NICER GUYS 🙄

“I feel so it’s unfortunate that people still have these racist undertones,” he said.

Yet another example of how nothing is ever the fault of any member of this family, as though Ivanka didn’t knowingly wear a bracelet from her own company. But no, some poor schmo gets thrown under the bus instead.

Right? You all thought you were scrutinized before? Just you wait.

Smooth.

See? No conflict of interest whatsoever! They don’t need one of those “blind trust” thingies, whatever they are.