This sentence: “Her road to him began in Minneapolis, where she was born.”

Over in under 2 years, or first OD, whichever comes first.

I’m a super-bitter, old, single hag, but when I read something like this, I’m glad she took him off the market so I never have to accidentally swipe-right on this guy.

I still miss TWOP, and sentiment keeps from me deleting its bookmark.

On the one hand, I survived the folding of TWOP and am sure I’ll survive the folding of another quality internet community of humans.

reading about any wedding is exhausting.

Unless the wedding is a women castrating, disemboweling and showering in her future husband’s blood while reciting a few pieces of Audre Lorde’s writing,(while wearing white, of course, YOU CAN’T HAVE A WEDDING UNLESS YOU ARE WEARING WHITE) IT IS NOT A FEMINIST WEDDING. GET OUT. GO ON. GET.

I moved from my bed to the couch & I feel like this is a big accomplishment today. It’s 12:30.

Lol I also have this odd feeling of productiveness, although my day included a nap, having my boyfriend make dinner and petting the cat. I think it’s because I went to the gym in the morning, for a walk in the afternoon AND had a good phonecall with the folks.

I read that “Sunday Routine” feature on the regular, and when I read this one I was positively joyful! You guys complaining about it must not be regular readers of that column. They usually go thusly: “We sleep in late on Sundays, till about 7:30am or maybe even 8:00. Then I hit the gym for an hour. On the way back I…

I’ve had an oddly productive Sunday because I exercised, called the cable company and even cleaned my room for the cable guy. That is a lot for me.

*Alert: requires microwave*

They refer to her as “Ms. Bayer” on all the photo captions, which is hilarious in that it seems very formal when placed beneath pictures of her in her pajamas.

Oh, Vanessa is still beating you because she had leukemia as a child.

This is probably where our own experiences come into play here; I live in New Orleans where gentrification almost exclusively is an issue of race (although also affecting seniors of that race disproportionately!).

I spend so much time being aggravated with her and Amy Poehler. I just want to take them by the shoulders and shake them while shouting “LET ME LOVE YOU! STOP BEING AWFUL!”. For every 1000 amazing things they write and create, Fey especially, it’s the problematic things that just make me wonder how they could just…

Her position was wrong and the comedy she was using to try to push it was unoriginal and heavy handed (oh people on the internet leave crappy comments? DO TELL!). It just did not work and the show would be better with out it!

Yes, there is a big undertone here of it’s white people’s problems that matter. It also rubbed me the wrong way that gentrification was somehow a problem for sassy old white women. It’s way fucking more likely that a white lady is the problematic gentrifier, not the victim.

This season had a lot of moments where it felt like Tina Fey was just going “EFF YOU HATERS” to any of the criticism she’d received about the first season, especially regarding the Native American stuff.

No, this interview really was a disaster, and now you’re trying to write off how bad it was. His only answer on trade was that he agrees with Trump! And you’re trying to bury it with the inconsequential crap about the subway? Sanders finally gets tested on his policy, fails spectacularly, and this is all you can…