A Canadian triangle is actually a sexual euphemism. Its a threesome that involves Poutine, flannel, and a whole lotta Gordon Lightfoot music.

I can understand not being a fan of the new generation of McLarens... but... the F1?

And Diana’s mother’s real name is “Martha...”

I’ve tried this as the drive-thru after a night of heavy drinking. Sadly, they were not convinced.

It’s the DC Universe. She has an “Invisible Car” - which is really just her running around making “Vroom VROOOOOOMMM!” noises with her mouth.

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Yes, I don’t already do this. I simply rinse the brush with a flush, tap three times very gently on the toilet rim to loose the majority of the water, and then put the brush in its holder, where any remaining water evaporates.

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

“Checkers the dog was conceived on that sofa!”

I mean, ugh. Just ughhhhhhhh.

She’s hatching an egg. Leave her alone. Lizard people don’t replenish themselves.

Ain’t nobody wants to see that. Even rule 34 has its limits.

She looks like she is about to shoot a porno

This sounds fun as hell. I have a singular interest in this game!

Is Pornhub.com OK?

Confirmed, right from the part bin

Freedom of Speech doesn’t protect you from another US Citizen saying “I don’t like the thing you are saying.” It protects you from the government locking you in jail cause you said that thing. The guy who tackled the flag waving racist went to jail and paid a fine. There was no government action against the flag…

Discovering exoplanets on a laptop is so 00's. I’m working on discovering endoplanets with my phone.

They’d need a good couple feet of cloth if it were a Spawn figure.