It’s early.

Here in the suburbs, we have things called “backyards” where we cook meat over fire whilst imbibing in wine and enjoying clean air and sunshine. We care not for your false culinary gods, as all our worldly needs are provided by the holy trinity of CostCo, Lowes, and Bass Pro Shop.

Living in a concrete box for 3x as much per month is better?

Really it’s better when he doesn’t get it correct anyways.

I’m all for the US banning assholes like this.  I’d be fine with Trump using Executive Orders to mass deport tons of these people.  Ban him from the planet even.  One way ticket to the moon w a week of oxygen and no landing gear.

He should now be subpoenaed... let's see what this chucklehead has got to say...probably plead the Fifth

Is Samantha Guthrie going to do any follow up on her half-assed “reporting”?

It’ll be fleeting. Remember that piece of shit woman who refused to issue marriage licenses to gay people? Kim something? I can’t remember her last name now. At the end of the day you can be assured that humanity won’t last forever. Whether we do it to ourselves or a big asteroid slams into us we don’t know, but it’s…

They don’t even teach Biology in this school, because “bi” is in it.

that just instantly became my favourite Alex Jones story...

Credit where credit is due: He did indeed run on bringing troops home, so, kudos to him for sort of doing what he said he was going to do.

I honestly had Texas. I’m happy to gamble now and then.

Fox News released this photo of the suspect, calling him a tan suit wearing Muslim/liberal extremist who is an illegal immigrant from Kenya.

His supporters are just barely qualified for space heaters.

Can’t his supporters be the test monkeys?

My family probably wouldn’t notice if I went missing, let alone try to find me.

This story is so, so sad to me.

yeah, i do not understand america’s fucking tax laws. why is anyone under- or over-withheld? do they (the irs? my employer? idk who even “they” is) not know how much tax should be withheld on each paycheck? could they not just...do that, and then there’s no tax day?

Don’t worry, I’m sure his supporters will find a way to blame Obama.