Probably the compilations of 1960s/70s Italian B-movie soundtracks, some of them erotic! Or The Compleat Housewife, a British cookbook from 1727.

"It's the same basic bear, Homer."

Disputed Zone!?!

We all know the worst episode of television is You're in the Picture from 1961.

mmm Prabhas

My family loved this movie, and introduced us to a very important concept: The Freddie.

Thanks! It's a double-sided DVD? Too bad. I'll still have to pick it up and see how it looks.

I fucking love this movie!!! But isn't the DVD a pan-n-scan version of this glorious Cinemascope release? Or have they finally changed that?

YES! They'll learn history somehow, durn it.

I hope you still say "Nixon" as some sort of curse.

"bri-bri? chevre?"

"hmmm, pan-seared pea snaps…"

Oh yeah. I also have much love for Handcream for a Generation. Always excited to hear more from Cornershop.

I was waiting for that Mr. Show reference!
Thank you, Professor Pickles.

I'm going to name mine after minor law and order characters. There's plenty of those.

you and me both, maybe we can meet in the game and- OH SHIT

He's everywhere you wanna be!

I don't recall saying good luck.

I just want to know what they'd all be doing in the present day, and fanfic ain't cuttin' it.

zero's a percent