My passport is American, but I have spent nearly all of my adult life in Europe. When I was 18 I moved abroad. I lived in Germany for 4 years and went to uni in the Netherlands for 3. I experienced a lot of these tensions tangentially through the neighborhoods I lived in and the people who I worked with. I ended up…

No, I moved back to the US in September. I was living up in Pankow but wandered around in Wedding, Xberg and around Görli often. I've lived in a few other European cities and I've found that if never hurts to have a scarf in your bag to put on in case you want to blend in or get better deals at the Turkish fruit…

Where in Berlin were you?

I can't believe I didn't know how much Colbert loved NMH. Holland, 1945 is my favorite song. I'll also miss the occasional appearance of the morose German ambassador.

I admire and applaud the logical consistency in this approach.

"everyone should hear the nice things people say about them behind their backs."

Holodomor. Shitty, shitty times.

15 year olds in Holland make EUR 3,50/hr at their first bijbaan. That's not actually minimum wage for college students and young adults. #researchfail

I KNOW OMG EEKKKK

Keystone XL pipeline would violate 3 sovereign treaties. The Lakota don't want it to go through their reservation and they're putting up a fight. Don't really have any more than that to go on.

I spent two hours wading through the entire thing. Lock, stock and fucking barrel.

Page 84, second paragraph of his manifesto.

Reading the thoughts of my fellow lovely commentators, I'm struck with such a sense of sadness. American society is not child-friendly, it is not family-friendly. Systemic racial, social and economic inequality generated by neo-liberal economic policy has set cruel and heartless parameters around both what families…

Gavel down!

Can you all be my friends now please? It's like you're all reading my mind!

The Russians are being smart. The rooms'll just probably end up trashed anyways, eh?

NERD!

Quiche perhaps?

Totally, cause in the future, we will just beam our thoughts to all our followers like so.

SLOW CLAP.