Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

yo, a lilly dress with a nascar jacket over top, on a fat woman, sounds HELLA COOL

I have a dirty confession...I think these dresses are cute as shit. They remind me of the shifts Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby.

But alas, I am poor, fat, white trash. Maybe if I throw a NASCAR jacket over one of them?