Anyone up for a game of baseball?

Whatever, all they do is buy the best players. Oh wait I forgot that only applies to the Yankees. When the Red Sox do it we ignore it

I will allow that Owens belongs in the Hall of Fame of Annoying White People. I know that that is all that matters to writers and commenters on this website so congratulations

I can get on board with Steve Young being only slightly above average

Counterpoint, Owens whizzing all over the Hall of Fame is final irrefutable proof that he didn’t deserve it

Indiana... urk... (foams at mouth)... MIKE PENCE!!

To be fair Dante in Hell, being called a fuckface doesn’t mean that coldhummis wishes to literally fuck your face

I would put weak division as #2 or #3 behind NFL assistance and cheating. So you have a point!

It is!! Because their opponents are soooooooooooo good

Only a Patriots fan could declare in April that the Patriots will clearly win their division.. and in that same breath try to claim their division opponents are good

Did you know that the Brady/Belichick Super Bowls have been close games? It’s true! A Patriots fan told me and even used a spreadsheet to back up this assertion

“That NFC West being a pushover is a fallacy.” -every 49er fan in the 1990s

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Why? Why would women sign up for activities where they can meet athletic and active men and not be required to participate much themselves

Drama queen

Yes! Exactly.

And we all know Toys R Us did absolutely nothing wrong to end up where it did! It’s so shameful

Oh man you just tanked MCD’s stock price. All the financial analysts were wrong bc 1 guy hasn’t gone to McDonalds in 3 years. Someone tell Cramer!

As an added bonus, it’s just as effective as the “Resistance” touted here, on bumper stickers, etc

What is the Zynga metaphor for using a guy you aren’t really interested in to make a baby for yourself, then ditching him and taking his money to raise the baby