What a fresh perspective for a website whose Sunday outrage gives way to Monday outrage gives way to ...

- blowing out another team

Nope! Any and all gruesome and ridiculous pro abortion messages are welcome at these here websites!

Guys. Guys. This is so easy. It is no different than any other rule of this type.

I can’t figure out what I’m supposed to think of Woods. He’s a womanizing shithead, but he did it in the 90’s when it was apparently ok to be that? And maybe he gets a pass for being a black golfer. Geez I don’t know 

It took 16 hours to drive 600 miles? Are you sure you weren’t walking?

I think you overestimate how much 6 cent tippers care about your reaction to the 6 cent tip

Ok. So if she was ugly, then... ?? Less relevant?

Dig into this story more and was shocked shocked to learn that there are indications as to Prices character that were omitted here. Oh dear it’s like you need to inform yourself

No. Do you know what a humble brag is? If you don’t then what you are writing makes more sense

TLDR

I just want everyone to know that I got the “Get All 5 Master Rounds” trophy before they nerfed the difficulty

This is obvious! You’re supposed to be horrified watching Luke fight Vader and think no, you’re playing right into the Emporers hands

Speaking as a rich person it is about money and I will be damned if I let any of you plebes do anything about it mwahahahaha

“Labor has more power than they may realize. Use it.”

That’s quite sad. I’m sorry that happened to you.

All in all, these reviews are a blast!

Counterpoint: As a wealthy person and an eventual wealthier retiree I can see the appeal of this

Yeah I hear you. Aw poor little thing you can’t trust anyone?? Oh dear what a unique problem!

I always viewed it as making sure boundaries were clear and while it was a touch disappointing I appreciated that they were being subtly up front about the landscape