It pisses me off that this woman isn’t around the suffer the consequences of what she has done. She has ruined her husbands life, she has ruined her daughter’s fiancé’s life, and since she basically choose suicide by cop, the police officer is going to have to live his entire life dealing with it too. Fuck this lady.

In their final moments on earth, these poor girls were fully aware that their own mother was going to blow them away just to spite their father. On his birthday.

Speaking only for myself, but there is no condition, flexed or flaccid, in which my thighs could ever be described as hard. At maximum flex, they could be generously described as, at best, thigh-shaped.

I’m a medical malpractice attorney. Google pretty much thinks I’m pregnant and addicted to every known substance with every kind of cancer plus heart disease and ischemic and hemorrhagic strokes at the same time. Also, I am dead.

This is the turning point when people will look back and say CNN could never, ever recover its former stature afterward. This is them shutting the door on their past as America’s news network that stayed above the muck and didn’t bow to commercial pressure or the lowest common denominator. This is the death of CNN…

Call me selfish, but I just really hope that under-cleavage is not the next new thing because I am not on board with it. It is weird and I just feel like things are upside down and it’s too futuristic or something. Also, my lower sternum is not ready to participate.

And, “Naleigh and Adelaide”??? I can’t roll my eyes enough.

I’m blonde and insufferable. Please check out my lifestyle blog. It’s modeled on my lifestyle, obviously. I give out helpful hints, such as:

is ben now the chet haze to matt damon’s tom hanks? an investigation.

It’s actually true— the ambulance didn’t come equipped with a time machine to go back two weeks so his parents could take him to a doctor.

Right, because that was the moment that sealed his fate. Not the gross neglect that made that ambulance ride so critical.

For me part of the frustration is knowing that it's too late for justice to be done. Fuck our celebrity culture and corruption for allowing this to get swept under the rug.

I vaguely remember something about it being classified as antique erotica or art books.

My one-eyed, no teeth, all sortsa messed up, doesn’t even look like a dog, 16-year old Pom rescue. His owners were alcoholic hoarders and both died. Got him 2 months ago and he's the biggest sweetheart ever.

Right? I feel like I could have lived the rest of my life just not knowing that information at all. :-/

Now I feel really old, given that this was my Saturday morning jam:

Wait what? Recess and Pepper Ann are what were waxing nostlaiga for? I came here for some Care Bears, Jem, My Little Pony (original), and those freaky claymation after these messages people:

I’m going to hedge my bets towards a guard with 1500 people yelling at him to transport detainees on time and 0 people helping to free up a second deputy. He finally says “fuck it, inmate has been here a while, is pretty well behaved and would probably like a day out anyway."

Well the next shitty Adam Sandler Netflix movie just wrote itself.