You know at this point I don’t really care about placating these assholes. I’d say yes, damn right...we ARE coming for your guns. Every fucking one of them.

Am i wrong but ,, IT WAS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN ,, that killed the people in Orlando ...

The Roanoke reporter and camera operator getting gunned down on live tv didn’t change their minds, either. I don’t even think a massive televised attack would do it.

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

I took a Gothic Literature class in college so I was knocking them down left and right. However I think my favorite was her whole “I want to be like Mary Shelley. She died a widow.” I was all like Bitch got her wish!

Good thing I’d already replaced him as my Marvel crush. Otherwise I’d be gutted.

I don’t care about Bond in the slightest but if this Sentient Pinterest Board wins her inevitable Oscar for a Bond Theme Song, I am going to riot.

Bland?

TUMBLR IS GOING TO LOSE ITS MIND

His “oh, gosh! Little old famous me?” routine on every talk show solidified it for me.

It’s finally happened. He’s hit this weird apex of “too nice” where his niceness feels false and creepy. That’s not to say that it isn’t, but I feel like he’s been so squeaky-clean for so long that the only downfall he can have is being *too* clean. To the point where it’s annoying.

If you need me, I’ll be over on tumblr with a big bucket of popcorn.

I miss Pam.

He really was insufferable here. Embarrassing to watch.

I always knew he sucked. Something in my mind told me that this man is deeply lame. I didn’t have concrete proof. But now I do.

I am disappointed in my chief imaginary boyfriend, I was hoping his first tabloid romance would be some sort of romp with Helen Mirren or some equally classy broad.

This seems so staged. I’ve always gotten the sense that Hiddles is a lot more thirsty for A-List stardom than people realize.

THE HOUR BETWEEN ME FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS AND IT BEING REPORTED ON JEZEBEL WAS THE HARDEST HOUR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I AM SURPRISED I AM EVEN STILL ALIVE.

It starts with the bag loosies and next thing you know...

Right? That’s why even though I was and still am on the Bernie tip I feel it’s my duty to vote for our girl Hillary. She can get some common sense gun control measures passed. Damn, this whole thing has hit me hard. We need to get the ball rolling on this, it’s now or never. And her resume is straight fire too tho.…