Republicans once investigated the Clinton Christmas card list and hauled 34 PEOPLE in to testify. What did they find? Nothing.

- Mother of Dragons

I’m a Slytherin partnered to a Gryffindor. We constantly try to one up one another by purchasing items in our house colors and so far, my Slytherin banner is KICKING HIS STUPID LION ASS.

I’m just going to repost my comment from the original The Slot post.

Just don’t do what Dumbledore did and tell everyone that Slytherin had totes 100% won the house cup and then tear down the Slytherin colours whilst laughing* because you’ve decided to give Gryffindor a bunch of last-minute points like a jerk. I’m not even a Slytherin, I just get mad about things.

George R.R. Martin on the other hand...

We'd get so many false positives from the dogs getting on and off the bed all day.

One of my coworkers who has a 6 year old son recently used my work computer to do some shopping, so now the default advertising that pops up whenever I go to websites is all boys underwear, all the time. As the only gay guy in the office, it is rather disconcerting.

The party of small government is at it again.

Huh. I hadn’t thought about whether these bathroom bills were also stealth attempts to harass gays, lesbians, and bisexuals before. This must be part of that new educational series, The More You Didn’t Want To Know.

Even if you can’t tell him what he’s doing wrong, that doesn’t mean you can’t gaslight him and slowly ruin his life.

Not to demon-shame or anything, yet doesn’t she TOTALLY look like a character from Supernatural?

It’s hipster organic, *artisanal* profanity that way.

“Like sometimes we go fishing for chicken”

I have a real problem with how people are describing Rachel Roy as having a history of entrapping married men and convincing them to have affairs with her. THE BLAME LIES WITH THE MEN WHO CHEATED ON THEIR PARTNERS! Until someone can prove that Rachel Roy physically forced these men to sleep with her and lie to their…

Dish! You can’t just drop a juicy morsel like this with no follow-up. Just one anecdote?

The only part that baffled my personal elitist sensibilities is that she has somehow managed to have never heard of Ted Cruz even though he’s been running for president for the past 684 consecutive months. That’s a level beyond just “not following politics.”

I have yet to see one that doesn't.

This relationship looks exhausting.